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Mommy mullet

a diked out loser who steals your man
have fun with mommy mullet! LOL!
by mommy mullet February 15, 2010
mugGet the Mommy mulletmug.

mommy box

He switched back and forth between my bumhole and mommy box
by big papa6490q65 December 7, 2006
mugGet the mommy boxmug.

bruh mommy

when your mommy doesnt buy what you want
"mommy can i get this?"
"no."
"bruh mommy"
by mommy eater August 19, 2019
mugGet the bruh mommymug.

Poopie Mommy

(1)A gigantic, amazing, euphoric bowel movement often resulting in a sigh of relief and a story to tell all when you have exited the bathroom. A truely memorable defication.

(2)To dominate a person or persons in any competitive event.
(1) "I had the best poopie mommy this morning when I woke up, I need to cut back on the late night munchies."

(2) "Wow that was a pathetic performance on your part, we poopie mommied all over your face."
by PoopieMommyOnFace September 4, 2009
mugGet the Poopie Mommymug.

Salami mommy

A trans/futa woman of buxom nature
Greg: “ a salami mommy railed me “
Dave: “nice bro
by anonymous November 16, 2020
mugGet the Salami mommymug.

Mommy Kink

A kink relating to a woman who gives you motherly love. i.e taking care of you, and sometimes breast feeding.

This kink forms when the subject never had a great relationship with their mother, and therefor needs to feel the affection of a mother. Though since the subjects never had a real relationship with their mother; they fail to understand that having a sexual fetish towards your parents is wrong.
Character 1: I think SUBJECT has a mommy kink
Character 2: Yeah, I heard he had an awful relationship with his mother.
by RealerThanAll March 7, 2023
mugGet the Mommy Kinkmug.

jew mommy

an elegant sexy woman who knows how to take care of the kids, house, and all the husbands needs.
Damn hommie you got yourself a real jew mommy.
by jewmommys June 14, 2008
mugGet the jew mommymug.

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