Moistie

n. attractive, young, and innocent-looking female. Can be traced to Hawaiian infotech emigres to the San Francisco Bay Area circa 1995.

You shoulda seen da hella moisties at that Tibetan Freedom Concert in Golden Gate Park last week.

by Witness10mm September 3, 2005

moist toast

it is when you ejaculate on to your partner"s chest and begin to rub it in with your penis such as spreading butter on toast

i totally gave my girlfriend a moist toast last night!!:)

by VillanKid November 7, 2010

Moist

To be angered or triggered by something.

The way that lady gave me attitude got me so moist.

The way we performed at that concert made me extra moist.

by Phartistics May 30, 2017

the moist margret

between two males; when male a pees on the foot of male b and then male b inserts his now moist foot into male a's but hole or mouth if chosen

last week i got so drunk that i gave the moist margret to a friend of mine

by ghosh November 24, 2006

Moist Daddy

Name of a rapper who drops the most ill beats and has insane rhyming skills capable of burning down buildings with fire mix tapes. Usually have the name Alex

Oh my god moist daddy just dropped another mixtape and it was fire

by The Real Moist Daddy June 10, 2016

Moist Potato

Moist: When a female becomes sexually aroused.
Potato: A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.

Moist Potato: A sexually aroused brainless girl.

Person1: Hey, I think that girl likes you.
Person2: Yeah, but she’s a moist potato.

by trollmeat January 2, 2018

Moist Sati

a fresh steamy sam straight out the shower.

"Quick get a towel theres a moist sati about!"

by rashee October 20, 2008