Model minority

Yeah that's something I saw some indian guy touch on that claim that it was bullshit. The immigrants already have some measure of success and are brought over here for that reason.

Hym "That sounds like a model minority thing and now evidence that what you're saying is correct."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2023

Com Minors

Com minors are a group of kids that are extorters that should be banned and stopped

I hate com minors

by Foiner September 29, 2025

minor

something i touch

Person A: is that a minor?
Person B: im going to touch it

by bhoppings July 31, 2024

Minority Fire hose

When you drink a large amount of stool softeners, and place a finger so it is covering half of your asshole. (Much like when u place a finger over a hose to increase the pressure) You then spray your unsuspecting partner with your fecal matter, making her look like a minority.

I gave my girlfriend a Minority Fire Hose, and knocked her off her feet with the pressure.

by BlueBooty November 19, 2014

ghost minor

To explore or study a subject to the extent that you comprehend it as much as someone who studied it as a minor in college, yet you have no official degree.

I ghost minored in Ancient Greek history by studying it on my own.

by npnrnrns November 4, 2019

Vast Minority

A minority which is allowed far more sway than is indicated by their contribution and membership numbers.

The Vast Minority of shareholders are trying to take the company private.
The Vast Minority realizes that "the squeaky wheel gets the oil.

by Douglas45 November 6, 2023

Visible minority

A somewhat contradictory and ironic term that Canadian bureaucrats love to use. Likely stems from the fact that Canada wants to be seen as "multicultural" and championing social justice values, but at the same time you have to be seriously joking to think that labelling people as a "visible minority" makes people feel included. If anything it has the exact opposite effect, like who tf wants to be labelled a minority? Incredibly idiotic term that only serves the benefit of bureaucrats.

Bureaucrat: Are you a visible minority?
Person 1: Visible minority? *chuckles baffledly* Who thought this term was a good idea?

Bureaucrat: I don't know I'm jus—
Person 1: Global majority would've been much more apt, because most humans aren’t white. But no, you bureaucrats cling to this clunky term, patting yourselves on the back for “diversity” while reinforcing the very divides they claim to bridge.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2025