Minority Report Pre-Crime

See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.

Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

adult-minor

Someone who is legally/biologically a grown adult but consider underage for most activities.

Jim this rum is the best! I know right, to bad mickey can't drink it. Why? He is 18, thierfor an adult-minor.

by Talorade37 July 12, 2023

Com Minors

Com minors are a group of kids that are extorters that should be banned and stopped

I hate com minors

by Foiner September 29, 2025

Visible minority

A somewhat contradictory and ironic term that Canadian bureaucrats love to use. Likely stems from the fact that Canada wants to be seen as "multicultural" and championing social justice values, but at the same time you have to be seriously joking to think that labelling people as a "visible minority" makes people feel included. If anything it has the exact opposite effect, like who tf wants to be labelled a minority? Incredibly idiotic term that only serves the benefit of bureaucrats.

Bureaucrat: Are you a visible minority?
Person 1: Visible minority? *chuckles baffledly* Who thought this term was a good idea?

Bureaucrat: I don't know I'm jus—
Person 1: Global majority would've been much more apt, because most humans aren’t white. But no, you bureaucrats cling to this clunky term, patting yourselves on the back for “diversity” while reinforcing the very divides they claim to bridge.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2025

Minority

someone who is not a straight white cis man.

Person 1: "Sometimes people look down apon me just because of the fact that I'm a minority "

by mayahawkelover69 February 19, 2023

Model Minorities

I saw this Indian guy on TikTok or Shorts or Facebook (I think it was Facebook actually) who said not to believe people when they talk about model minority immigrants and their "hard work culture" or the rates of success because he says the US is very strict in regards to who they let in. So, they only let in immigrants who they believe are going to do well. Which skews the studies showing that immigrants are generally more successful"

Hym "The 'Asian work culture' you're talking about relates more to the US only allowing model minorities to immigrate here and is literally killing young men. Japan and South Korea have fairly high suicide rates in the world for that very reason (49th and 4th respectively). 30% of men 27 and younger (in Japan) are virgins. Promoting the culture you are talking about actually has an INVERSE correlation with the outcome you claim to be trying to achieve. Instill the asian work ethic so instead of killing eachother they kill themselves. Business owners make more money off of they labor from which they benefit disproportionately. Sure, gang violence is bad but is corporate wage slavery really any better? It is if you're a fat cock. You get to fuck all the woman. It is if you're a business owner. You get all of the money."

by Hym Iam April 21, 2023

A-Minor

The chord of course. the chord.
be careful not striking it tho cus you know you'll break the guitar.

A-Minor

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025