Midlothian Laocean

Doing it in the public pool.

GF: Hey, im feelin' dirty and turned on, lets go do a Midlothian Laocean!

BF: Awesome, lets get it on!

by AADrummer!! February 21, 2011

midleton

Another word for a black and mild.

John: hand me the mild.
Susie: the what?
John: The black and mild?
Susie: Ohhhh you meant the Midleton

by JONE14 August 16, 2012

Milyson

A sweet, funny, attractive, and smart girl. She has a kind heart with a great personality. She has an amazing body with beautiful eyes and beautiful hair. She is a great girlfriend and a great lady. Milyson=Legit Perfection

I would love myself a Milyson!

by doughnutsrlife December 22, 2014

mildly toasted

the act of insulting someone to the point where it is not a roast but isn't a bad insult.

Jeff: "Bro I fucked like 20 bitches this week!"
Jim: "Bitch, your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes straight from your mouth."
Jack: "Damn, Jeff got mildly toasted!"

by dicklover2169 October 10, 2016

Midlad

A lad from the midlands region in England.

"We're all lads, but Lee is a midlad."

by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016

Midlife Mike

an older man who pretends to be younger than he is to pick up young women

I was at a restaurant when some Midlife Mike tried to get my number, like I know you aren't 19.

by glorifiedglamour June 11, 2016

Midlife booty call

Casual acts of sex with new and/or previous partners.

Also see: swinging

The 50 year old man divorced his wife to see other people, but dates ex wife. This is what younger people would say is a "midlife booty call"

by Papoose19 June 11, 2017