midget stick

a midget stick is guy who wont give girls more than 2 chances to be his friend after they give him lame excuses as to why they cant hang out with him. also this could be a case of misunderstanding between the 2 parties. he is a midget stick because he does not measure up to a real man and talk to the girls to get the real story.
that guy eduardo might be a midget stick because he has not talked to that girl in over a year because she stood him up.
by curtdaddy August 05, 2010
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midget tits

A word used to refer a girl who is of small stature and extremely well endowed. Usually the girl has nothing else going for her than her large breasts.
Wow, look at midget tits. I cant believe she is not falling over right now.
by UMLSTG December 17, 2006
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MIDGET MAFIA

Da' Midget Mafia resydes rite outa' da P-Town PRojeCtS nukkaa.. deez gangstas down ta cap any o' ya'll who ova 5'7"(betta recanizeee) --they r known ta be da baddest most dangerous mafia known to mankind
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MM4L
tha midget mafia once wiped out an entire population of people over 5'7" in Lehighton, Pennsylvania
by V4L October 22, 2006
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midget rumbler

while having sex, a midget rumbler is replacing yourself with a pig when your partner closes her eyes and hitting her in the head with a hammer after she notices.
yo i heard anna nicole smith died from a midget rumbler.
also
"oh shit man we killed her" (to the pig)
by sam Bryant October 02, 2007
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Weed-midget

A small squeaker that is a pot head.
John: Dude, do you know Adam.

Ray: Yeah dude, that kid is really short, and he's a pot head

John: That kid is a weed-midget.
by guitarguy123 May 09, 2010
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monster midget

A child with a bad disposition often wild in nature.Tend to destroy everything they come in contact with.
That monster midget broke the damn TV.
by Brandon Draper July 05, 2008
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cash midget

One of those stand-alone ATM's found in bars and convenience stores.
Hey, man, I'm out of funds. Will you watch my bar stool while I go pound on the cash midget in the corner and get some more scratch!
by Hippiemeister August 08, 2012
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