micro shart

The small amount of shit that comes out when you shart, but not fully. A small shart.

I didn’t shit my pants, it was just a micro shart.

by Anon_* January 8, 2021

micro venue

A very small venue. Too small for regular ceremonies. Commonly for people who want to hide the fact that they have no friends.

Lonely Johnny's wedding looked packed at the micro venue!

by Coca cola 22222222 July 27, 2019

micro leading

Sitting side by side leaning together with equal intent, the lead initiates micro movements for the follow.

Kyle was micro leading me, listening to the music of the city...

by wydancer May 4, 2017

micro-safe

shortened term and or new slang for anything that is safe to put in the microwave.
a.k.a. microwavable

why dont you put that chilli in the microwave?
i have to get a micro-safe container first.
oh good plan dog.

by francinejagowsky March 9, 2010

micro-poon

(n.) a woman who is short in stature but high in bangability.

Shawn Johnson is micro-poon.

by blamaste December 9, 2010

micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you

I love being micro molested by Microsoft

by DerekLombardi July 27, 2015

Micro-Spacing

Typically used in fighting video games, Micro-Spacing is the act of being very close to the opponent, but just far enough away to not get hit.

That Micro-Spacing was crazy! His fist was less than an inch away from my nose

by Charnime October 25, 2023