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thought writing method

a method of writing thoughts with no identifiable sentence structure and separated by three points.
I don't do Mexican... Italian is delicious ... had Sushi for lunch... understand... my thought writing method?

The blond girl with the tram stamp uses the thought writing method when writing her resume.
by Mirror Greeves September 6, 2008
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four-F method

a male phrase meaning 'find'em, feel'em, fuck'em, and forget'em.' The term would be used by a 4-F'er, a type of man who is interested only in a casual relationship, which he callously breaks off when this is convenient to him.
I didn't give a damn about her, I used the four-F method on that tramp.
by Dave Hoff May 3, 2005
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Fold and Squeeze Method

When you try to get all of the toothpaste out of the tube by rolling the bottom and folding it while squeezing.
Man 1: My wife didin't buy any more crest yesterday...I guess I'll have to do the fold and squeeze method to get some out.
by bumblebeeeh March 14, 2009
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thought writing method

a method of writing thoughts with no identifiable sentence structure and separated by three points.
I don't do Mexican... Italian is delicious ... had Sushi for lunch... understand... my thought writing method?
by Mirror Greeves September 5, 2008
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Bar Model Method

Singapore’s beloved or narcotized visualization problem-solving strategy that allows word problems set in upper grades to be solved without algebra in lower grades, by using part-whole or comparison models in the form of bars or rectangles.
The bar model method is so addictive that an unhealthy number of Singapore math students in middle school, who are expected to use algebra to solve challenging math questions, couldn’t be weaned from it.
by MathPlus November 25, 2020
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The Turkey Baster Method

A non-sexual method to get pregnant. You first jizz in a turkey baster, then find a REALLY ugly ass girl who wants a kid but is too ugly to just even kiss, then you shove the turkey baster into the girls vagina and squeeze.
Guy #1; Yo that girl mad ugly, but I need a son but I dont wanna fuck dat.

Guy #2: When in doubt, The Turkey Baster Method my friend, jizz in dat baster, den shove dat shit in dat pusy niga!
by bbnk April 22, 2011
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Heinz 57 Method

1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle

2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.

Both involve the following two-handed jig process:

Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Handjobs were preferred by Robert Kraft, and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method which had his sauce gushing out in seconds.
by b_ats February 22, 2019
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