Manteno

A small town in the middle of America located in Illinois. Their main output is corn and meth addicts. Someone from Manteno is called a Mantuckian. Their motto is “God, Country, and Corn”

If there is something interesting there let me know

The mantukian meth head from Manteno ate some corn while throwing rocks at the trains that comes by at 4am in the morning.

by Free Big Willy December 22, 2021

Manteno

A small shitty town 50 miles from chicago that is boring as fuck and nobody likes. To add onto this there are tons of gay kids fucking in dumpsters. This assbag town is pretty shit.

Manteno is a small town about 50 miles south of chicago illinois

by Imabot505301 April 20, 2022

Ham MEATer

A measurement system for how unstoppable and amazing something is in any type of sport or competition setting.
HAM- The best of the BEST
turkey-Pretty good
Chicken-Average
Bologna- not so good
tuna- the worst..FAIL

-"did u see that spike! thats a HAM on the HAM MEATer!"

-"I don't even think there is a level for that on the HAM MEATer..u just completely embarrassed yourself"

by V-Squad vb October 7, 2010

eat meaters

Phrase used to describe people who actually fit into the stereotyped description of deer hunters being generalized as "stupid rednecks."

"I was so proud of all them, and their stories of the love of this sport, and of their husbands and girls and boys who brave the weather for us deer loving 'eat meaters.'"

by m0ze December 18, 2011

couch melter

Pot brownies that are so good it feels like you're melting into the couch when you eat them

Want some brownies? They're real couch melters

by steezy-D May 20, 2014

snowflake melter

A man who eats dried cum off his boyfriends ass. And enjoys when it melts in his mouth.

Donald is the Aplha in that relationship. Eugene is the snowflake melter.

by Alhadawg April 19, 2018

Mantext

Text message sent from a straight male to another straight male, or from a straight male to a lesbian consisting of the word "Mantext," some play on words containing "mantext" within, or any phrase including or ending with "mantext."

In essence, "Mantext" operates on the theory that non-sexuomantic texts are always meant with a degree of disappointment, especially those from men (your bros) labeled "Mantext."

The most demoralizing Mantexts are received by those anxiously anticipating a ladytext, preferably on a rainy Friday or Saturday night while watching Redtube.

"Mantext ."

"Lets not argue about semantexts."

"I got 99 problems and a Mantext is one."

"Mo Mantext Mo Problems."

"Happiness is a Warm Mantext ."

"Mantexter United"

"Mantexter City"

"I hope you're not mantexturbating right now."

"The I v s b e Mantext "

"Holy Mantext Batman!"

"Mantext Episode IV: A New Mantext "

"Mantext Episode V: The Empire Mantexts Back"

"Mantext Episode VI: Return of the Mantext "

"Michael Manntext"

"Payton Manntext"

"Mantext Ramirez"

"Hevenu Shalom A-mantext !"

"Did somebody order a Mantext ?"

"It's raining Mantexts!"

"Mantexts of Mass Destruction."

"MANTEXT ACCOMPLISHED"

"To Mantext or not to Mantext."

"There's no Mantext in team"

"But there's a Mantext in win."

"I'm gonna make you a Mantext you can't refuse."

"Official U.S. Military Policy: Don't man, don't text."

by yourfrienddan October 3, 2009