melon head 

a person with a head shaped oddly like a melon

melon u fukin ugly cunt ur head looks like a fukin melon u melon headed fukin disgrace

melon head by fatman kristian January 5, 2005

Melon 

You are a tit

You are a proper melon

Melon by M.e.l.o.m December 14, 2016

Melonate 

Verb
To consistently move your hand up and down your pee pee and make you go cummy cummy

Yo wank

My friend melonates on a regular basis.

Melonate by PP is extended October 24, 2018

melonballer 

A euphemism for a male homosexual. May be considered derogatory.

That Perez Hilton, he's a real melonballer, eh?

melonballer by unprophetable July 1, 2009

melon playground 

a mobile game that is like people playground made by sliz/zooi

Dude Play Melon Playground

melon playground by XeeXawMSM February 5, 2023

Cunt Melon 

a person who has opportunities to get with girls but never does

Daniel is a Cunt Melon...he is an attractive guy no homo, but he took this one girl on the beach for 2 hours and ended up doing nothing

Cunt Melon by AndyPrettyBoi April 7, 2011

melony

Grand theft watermelon constitutes a melony.

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There are three types of offence: misdemeanour, melony and felony.

melony by DUotdnes January 5, 2008