Megative

When your Ex is trying to replace you with someone that resembles you but is a lesser version

Did you see the girl Roger is talking to she is such a megative of Jen

by CertainlyCecil May 5, 2017

mediterranean herb

A person (specifically the female gender) who is very lazy, doesnt get out much but has great friends and brags about them to evey one

Oh Mediterranean herb!!!! Shut up

by SmollBLT July 15, 2017

Megativity

When one acts such as Meg Lebaugh.

Lying phsycoticly
Being a crazy bitch
Saying you have Lung cancer when you don't

I don't have to deal with your megativity

by Dolanzz August 30, 2017

meditation upon a broomstick

When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.

"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.

by coleslaw696969 September 6, 2017

Medithical

A false medical fact found on the internet and often propagated over social media and chain emails.

When John told his doctor, he read online that drinking unicorn tears heals cancer, diabetes, and diplopia, Dr. Getavida had to inform John this is in fact Medithical information. John ended up paying a $1200 copay for an unnecessary office visit.

My neighbor the anti-vaxxer uses excellent Medithical information to support his idiotical nonsense .

by ForSureMaybe January 27, 2018

megatough

When something is just to hard too realize, too hard to wrap your head around, too hard to comprehend. This is something is just that tough

Malcolm: *Misses Pool shot and sinks the cue ball into a pocket with just the 8 ball left*
Everyone else: That's Megatough

by :^0 June 29, 2018

Meditation Group

Yeaaah, that's a cult

"We're not a cult, we're a meditation group".
"Let us teach yourself to open your mind and better your life by joining our cult- I mean meditation group".

by Veranica_iwantweed May 8, 2018