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Orange Marmajizz

Part orange marmalade and part semen, usually found on a computer keyboard after a particularly rough masturbation session or quick pb+j snack (or both).
Has the ability to produce babies that are half human and half orange tree and can grow oranges for you all the time.
Friend: I just touched something on your keyboard
Me: Oh, thats probably just orange marmajizz
Friend: WTF is orange marmajizz?
Me: (explains)
Friend: WTF dude
Me: You've never head of orange marmajizz? Dude, take a fucking biology class or something. Seriously.
by marmajizzer January 24, 2012
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Morning Marmalade

The act of furiously masturbating over your partners morning toast, preferably once you have received the unfortunate news you have gonorrhea, that'll make it seem more like real marmalade.
Hey, I gave my wife some morning marmalade today!
by BreakfastTreat March 8, 2014
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d'mareya

d'mareya is a intelligent, strong, honest person . you'd be dumb to ever lose someone like this . he is someone who will make it in the long run , and someone who will tell you to dream.. and when you actually accomplish your dream he'll tell you.. now, dream bigger. he has his life set and his head on straight. he's the kinda guy you can count on. although he might not show his emotions, he cares.. but when he stops.. its over. he has the smile that can brighten any persons day. he's just an overall amazing person.
d'mareya has always been there, its never failed .
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elvin marmalejos

a word you use for a trash basketball player that cant guard anyone on the court
yo johnathan is such an elvin marmalejos
by goat72 December 13, 2017
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Mama marmalade

Phunky phresh and stylin. Mama marmalade is the one who brings the party, and lays it all out on the dance floor.
Lexie: what is this phunk n phresh feeling in my bones? I dance with the phunk of a thousand men!

Everyone: Lexie, you are the new host of mama marmalade. You dance the phunkiest because you possess the spirit and power of mama marmalade!
by Iceemama June 1, 2018
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orange marmalade activity

Orange marmalade activity is when your friend or someone you know is acting in a way that is homosexual or suspect
You bro you remember my night night bed time robe?

Man you on some orange marmalade activity
by Draymond Green April 23, 2023
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TaIne Marama

A man who pulls young women
Typical age ranges 12-14

He is the goat of rugby.
you see that rugby player that’s taine marama.
you see that man with the young girl yes that’s taine
by Taine Marama February 16, 2024
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