MAP

A MAP stands for a Minor Attracted Person, basically mentally insane people who are attracted to children, also known as Pedophiles.

John: All these fucking MAPs are disgusting!
Jimmy: Yeah, I 100% agree.

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser June 25, 2023

G-mapping

The hobby of reviewing ever place you step foot in on Google Maps.

A practice mastered through the art of not sleeping and bein' so bored.

The review may be good, bad, indifferent, business help/hurt , ect.

Your reviews then make you something of a "helpful person" to all the jerks that live around yinz.

Last night I couldn't sleep and nothing was on the tube so, I went on Google maps to go G-mapping the local restaurants I've dined at.

by TVCAR112 January 17, 2025

Say Eye, Spell Map, Say Ness

What people say when they want you to say I am a penis.

Person 1: yo, say eye, spell map, say ness.

Person 2: I am a penis.

by crystal_fr December 19, 2023

Teenage google maps reviewer

A stupid 15 year old who uses google maps as a joke and writes fake and stupid reviews on google maps because he thinks he is being funny yet still gets many upvotes for his reviews because everyone else on the site finds his dumb sense of humor funny. Is usually a high level local guide with hundreds of reviews.

Bro this one guy on google maps has written 300 reviews and all of them are just fucking with people and have no actual substance, he gave the liberty bell 1 star because it was broken, he is such a teenage google maps reviewer.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023

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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024

MAP

M.A.P or MAP is an acronym used by sick fucks who are Pedophiles and who do not like being called such.

MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, a person sexually are non-sexually attracted to minors (People under the legal age of consent). A MAP could like any minor from a literal fucking infant fresh out of the womb to a 17 year old. If you meet or know anyone that identifies as a MAP they are without a doubt a pedophile.

Guy 1: I’m coming out of the closet as a MAP. I like minors!!!

Guy 1 was soon exiled from society and starved to death.

by AnonymouslyStupid September 17, 2023

spaghetti map

Someone who is trying to describe something that is literally retarded

This department is like a spaghetti map

by Jmart86 November 10, 2020