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Croatian Snowdog Handshake

Croatian Snowdog Handshake is an sexual act of fingering someone’s asshole while shaking theirs hand while their ass is covered in cocaine, and the shaker has to snort all the cocaine outta their ass, the person with cocaine on their ass has to be sucking off the person shaking them in the meantime.

This might be very hard pose to do, depends on both partners expirience with sexual activities such as both CBT and Cleveland Snowdog and Canadian Parking Meter (CPM). The area shaker has to finger is in particiluar, fingering their anal while shaking them and snorting cocaine off their buttcheeks.

Meanwhile person whos ass is being fingered, must be sucking off fingeres cock, this works best with 1 male 1 female, male being sucked, while female being fingered.
Mickey : "Did that Ela from Rainbow six siege , expirience the pleaseure you know?!"

Ivo:”It’s ok. She got her chance to expirience Croatian Snowdog handshake.”

Mickey : "How did it end? Where did the turd end?"

Ivo: "don't know, at some point i didnt feel my sausage and it was covered in cocaine flauvored cum"
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I Love You Handshake

The way that two people who are obviously in love hold hands. It involves slightly tracing each other's palms and gently scratching the other persons palm, looks a bit like your fingers are doing a sort of jelly fish motion. This is usually accompanied by looking into each others eyes and a stupid smile. Most of the time this handshake is done with your hands in the air as apposed to the side (like in traditional hand holding).

It should be noted that if the two people doing the handshake are not in love it looks quite stupid.
Person 1: So, how are things going with you and that guy?

Person 2: Not well. I saw him doing the I Love You Handshake with another girl.

Person 1: Oh, I'm sorry. They must be in love.
by Captain Snazzy February 17, 2010
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Peruvian Handshake

When you reach your hand up under a girls dress and fondle her upon first meeting. Although illegal in most countries, it is a term used as a show of affection to beautiful ladies around the globe. Of course most of the ladies might not appreciate it as much as the men do but, it is a great term to use to the laymen that does not tip them off as to your intentions. The term was first coined by Mr. Fisher in 2008 while out on the town in Texas, and has grown like wildfire from there.
Hey check her out, I would love to give her a Peruvian Handshake!
by Barry Myhoginya August 20, 2010
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black man's handshake

The Black man's handshake is a handshake established in the black male community, where two men grab each other's hands, and pull one another into the sides of each other's chest, while patting each other's backs, with their other free hand.
Barack Obama gave 'a black man's handshake' to Kevin Durant, when meeting him for the first time.
by a black lady June 8, 2014
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Miami handshake

In business, my father always taught me to seal the deal with a firm Miami handshake.
by pnwwnp April 26, 2012
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El paso handshake

The act of spreading peanut butter upon a tortilla, microwaving it, then proceeding to masturbate to completion into your south of the boarder cock sheath.
Optional: border jumping is eating your lover after wards.
"oh man, last night I was giving my self an el paso handshake, was about to go south of the boarder when my mom walked in and asked for a bite."
by Sir Amadeus the 69th July 3, 2012
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secret handshake

When your partner will not give it up so you wait for them to fall asleep and then use their hand to crank off.
She looked down feeling a sticky feeling in her hand and realized she was the victim of a secret handshake
by O boy it's E May 12, 2007
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