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Manchester Is Red

Man United Fan: WE BEAT MANCHESTER CITY! MANCHESTER IS RED!
by pseudonym1112 December 25, 2024
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Manchester United

person 1: I support Manchester United
person 2: Rubbish
by SergioAguero January 23, 2025
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Manchester City

1. A club which has zero supporters except for glory hunters.
2.Clutch club to finish 1st in Prem every year, unlike Arsenal and Liverpool which constantly gets 2nd.
3. Oil is its sugar daddy
by gunnerfanchampionsleague February 20, 2026
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Manchester Bumming

This is the definition of the word "Manchester Bumming": *Manchester Bumming* is the act of thrusting a fully erect schlong (alternate word for "dick") up your partner's backdoor (alternate term for "asshole") without prior notice or any means of lubrication.
Person1: The other day I accidently Manchester Bummed my wife.. So embarrassing
Person2: The hell does that mean
Person1: This is the definition of the word "Manchester Bumming": It is the act of thrusting a fully erect schlong (alternate word for "dick") up your partner's backdoor (alternate term for "asshole") without prior notice or any means of lubrication. Duh.. How come you haven't heard this before??
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Manchèt

What Haitians call machetes. (Pronounced Muh-shet)
M te oblije rale manchèt sou nèg yo oui.

I had to pull out the manchèt on those guys.
by IgnantHomie225 November 1, 2025
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Machete Hobos

That guy sure is handing out a bunch of machetes... And booze. Technically allowed! Machetes can be purchased at any hardware store and you can give gifts as freely and charitabley as you like.
Hym "Ooo machete hobos! That'll be... Something. I guess... It'll be as good as it is good and as bad as it is bad... Yep."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2025
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161 machete attacks

Guelph general hospital chemical warfare atrocities committed against homeless pornstarrs
161 needles feels like a injection per month since 16 as so sexual interference and infanticide and it'll even out with military ethics to be 161 blitzkrieg 161 machete attacks
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
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