Maloney mincer

A sexual act involving putting one's penis in a mini smoothie blender.

I regret trying the Maloney mincer last night with the bros.

by wowmcwowser February 4, 2022

Ferdinand Maloney

Video Game Addict

Ferdinand Maloney, Gregg J. Kleinmark, Tyrone Spellman, Daniel Petric.

by annoymous animal February 14, 2009

jaxson maloney

A hot mother fuck from Tampa Florida that don’t give a duck that gets all the girls and always will also he gots abs and will also keep a girl by his side and be loyal even if he jokes that he’s not. Lastly he is very hipper at school.

Jaxson Maloney needs to get a life

by Jaxson Maloney December 1, 2021

mallnesia

The phenomenon that occurs when one walks out of a store in the mall and has no idea which way they came from, blocking mall traffic with their paralysis.

I hate going shopping with my mom: she gets such bad mallnesia and walks the wrong way every time!

by Matt Wiebe March 19, 2008

Malooed

Drunk beyond belief (Limerick, Ireland)

Ah Gerry, I was malooed last night.

by ohjayzis January 3, 2015

Malinely

Is a nice,pretty,caring,loving,funny clumsy girl.she tries to make sure she has a smile on her face everyday even through her hardest days. She only wants the best for the people she cares about.

Malinely is a funny caring person who only wants the best future for the people she cares about.

by Malinely May 12, 2018

Malvone

Self fish , Devine , self centered person, no need for others

Why would you pull a Malvone on me your my family

by Donor hole May 15, 2018