Macock

The correct oral pronounciation for the Macaque.

"ITS CALLED THE MACOCK YOU FAGGOT"

by NotPep August 25, 2025

Machuca

when your brain won’t stop digging, twisting, and turning, trying to get to the bottom of everything—intense, relentless, and deliciously chaotic.

Machuca is me when I don’t drink coffeeeee

by Haeces November 19, 2025

Mackus

Someone very feminine and gay and a prick tbh

Mackus is such a gay prick

by Cmorgan November 22, 2025

The Macaulay Culkin

When your having sex with a girl or guy(whatever your into) pull out before you but an blow it in your hand rub them together and slap partner on each side of the face.

Dude I did The Macaulay Culkin to this girl last night.

by The funnyman May 21, 2013

owen macdougal

A manipulative asshole who will never find true happiness because the tumblr, skinny ass, weed addicted, big titted, dick suckers he so desperately wants dont exist and if they did they would never go for him because girls want a guy who doesnt make them feel completely worthless, fat, ugly, stupid and so gut wrenchingly lonely that they have no reason but to settle for his belittling ways and suffer in silence as their soul slowly whittles away to dust he would use in his next role-up. No, they want a caring, generous man who will great them with the respect and love they deserve. This is far from an owen macdougal. STAY AWAY.

That guys an absolute asshole to her, he must be owen macdougal. Only he can throw away his only chance of happiness over her minuscule imperfections.

by hattinlyf July 29, 2014

DORKUS MACORKUS

A member of the human species who constantly act like dorks.

Dude 1: People think I'm cool cause I'm so funny.
Dude 2: No they don't you dorkus macorkus

by Dan Straight September 19, 2016

Reverse Macology

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.

John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"

by EazyEli February 24, 2017