Mackerel Trawler

(1) A man who seeks out the least attractive female in any situation in the hope that he might score; (2) The married dude in your office that is always making plans with marginally good looking women and talking about it for weeks; (3) Buddy in a group of dudes that always takes on the anchor chick in a group of women to give his buddies a chance.

(1) "Adam wouldn't even talk to Shelly, who seemed to be into him. He went full Mackerel Trawler and took Abby home again. For fuck's sake, man."

(2) "Perkins went to lunch with Cindy again. Can you believe it?! What a fucking Mackerel Trawler. Now I'll have to hear about for fucking ever."

(3) "You see Kasley divert the Anchor's attention while I got her buddy's digits? Dude's all time."

by Jerome de Oaktown September 30, 2009

Mackenzie King

Mackenzie King has two meanings, the political figure, and the lack of teeth brushing that causes horrible and clearly visible plaque.

"I can't wait until we get to the campground."
"Dude, did you remember your toothbrush?"
"No, I forgot it"
"looks like you'll be pulling a Mackenzie King"
"Gross"

by darknebolain February 8, 2013

mackean

Bad ass motherfucker

You're such a mackean bro

by pusydemolishr69 April 14, 2015

Mackenzie

A fool who don't go to school.

Teacher: Mackenzie was at the football game tonight, but has not been in school for 2 months.
Student: She is only "sick" during the school day.
Teacher: Is she planning on graduating.
Student: No she got an 80 year old sugar daddy to pay for her shit.

by Katiissycotic November 11, 2019

Mackenna

the nicest and prettiest girl you will ever meet. she is the most caring, heartfelt, warming person. she is also the smartest girl you will ever encounter. if you ever meet a mackenna you should keep her in your life forever because she will leave a good mark on your life.

Mackenna is the most caring person in the world I'm really glad she is a part of my life

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Mackerel Passage

An often damp or somewhat odourful minge, usually accompanied by large flaps.

Flipping heck lad, did you catch a whiff of Janice’s mackerel passage

by WizzardPoonMagnet January 13, 2021

Stu Mackenzie

Stu Mackenzie is a multi-instrumentalist/dad/overall cool dude from Melbourne, Australia. He grew up in Anglesea, and his band, called King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard, named their first EP after that town. He plays many instruments including Flute, Zurna, Sitar, Guitar, Bass, Keyboards, and a vocoder synth. He has a bit of an obsession with AI and is the brain behind the concept albums "Murder of the Universe" and "Polygondwanaland". He has a daughter, Araminta Mackenzie, though everyone knows to call her Minty. He also deepthroats microphones and yells "WOO!", "EYYUP", and "Okay!" alot during his songs. Its his trademark. It isn't a Stu-sung Gizz sogng without that.

"Did you know that Stu Mackenzie played the distorted af intro to If Not Now, Then When on an acoustic guitar and then just distorted the fuck out of it?"
"No I did not that is so cool!"

by bullant_owu March 9, 2021