limp pimp

A man who was attractive in the past, but has lost all charm and is no longer desired

Steve Buschemi is such a limp pimp.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

limp poop dick

It's what happens when you are hammering a girls backside and you pull out to find your member covered in shit. This mood killer causes "limp poop Dick".

I was really getting it until I was hit with limp poop dick.

by Low b December 19, 2016

Limp-Dick Hand

When a fag with has a very soft, loose limp hand, like that of a chubby penis, specifically a fag named Marcus, while another friend, specifically one named Judson, recalls sexual adventures and then acts as if they have a deeper meaning to them.

Damn, at rehearsal today, Marcus totally had a Limp-Dick hand.

by Jssbsksnxj January 13, 2017

Limp pimp

A conventional pimp whomst does not in any way mix business with pleasure.

Remember that guy George we met? that guy is such a limp pimp!

by dad that has too much too drin August 9, 2017

Lompy

When an object is loose and lumpy.

Oh god! What happens to that sponge!? It's all lompy and brown!!!!!

by Peanut butter sculpture October 16, 2017

Limp dick

A chubby small penis🍆

Kate; teddy sent me nudes last night!
Lola; loll was it big?
Kate; naa it was a limp dick tbh.

by bruvvajohnn November 21, 2017

limp-rag syndrome

Where a malingerer habitually claims to be utterly drained/exhausted whenever anything resembling w-o-r-k is suggested, yet is then able to hop right back up and participate in more desirable stuff like eating, intimacy, pleasant/recreational activities, etc.

I'm all for allowing someone to decline helping out with a group-effort task if he truly is disabled or too weak/fatigued to even move a muscle, but I hate it when people use this excuse one moment to get out of any physical effort, yet are then perfectly capable of robustly marching off and playing sports or whatever just moments later --- sounds like limp-rag syndrome to me.

by QuacksO June 25, 2018