An instrument of death. Kills people around the smoker even quicker than it does the smoker, but the smoker apparently is too self-centered to care who dies as long as it isn't him/her, even if it's their own baby.
Smoker: Cigarettes don't do me THAT much harm.
Me: Maybe not, but secondhand smoke is twice as bad for someone else as the smoke is for you.
Smoker: But that's the whole point! I'm killing someone ELSE. I don't care who the hell dies from my cigarette smoke as long as it isn't me.
Me: Yeah, typical smoker attitude.
Me: Maybe not, but secondhand smoke is twice as bad for someone else as the smoke is for you.
Smoker: But that's the whole point! I'm killing someone ELSE. I don't care who the hell dies from my cigarette smoke as long as it isn't me.
Me: Yeah, typical smoker attitude.
by D-Shiznit July 11, 2005
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kid 1: Want a some cigarettes?
kid 2: I'm straight. They make you smell bad and give you
cancer.
kid 1: You're a loser.
kid 2 puches kid 1 in the face then runs away, kid 1 chases kid 2 but cant catch up because smoking has ruined his loungs.
kid 2: I'm straight. They make you smell bad and give you
cancer.
kid 1: You're a loser.
kid 2 puches kid 1 in the face then runs away, kid 1 chases kid 2 but cant catch up because smoking has ruined his loungs.
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