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Landon

Someone who's awesome at soccer and who should also play lacrosse.
"Yo, Landon should totally play LAX!"
by JesuitsRule January 3, 2024
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Landon

A Landon is a type word that is used to describe a person that indulges in finding girls, and have a sexual desire when they get with one.
You remember how Micheal dated that model to just to get down and dirty with her?

Yeah, he’s such a Landon for that. I think I‘ma pull a Landon too.
by SmartNegro January 9, 2024
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Landon Merrill Neck

When you slap some one in the back of the neck really hard and almost black them out.
Man that nigga michael west said wick wist of the wetch and i straight molly whomped his shit i gave him a landon merrill neck a jumbo jack WITHOUT the cheese.
by Mdubs87 November 3, 2011
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bruv x landon

The most epic ship in eternity. Created in the most idiotic and worst place on earth.

also hi nuul
landon: bruv x landon 😳
bruv: fuck me
by Bruv (cool guy lmao) September 22, 2021
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landon

landon is funny, kind and caring. he always is screwing around and taking it too far. sometimes he hurts his friends but he never means to. he has bluish grey eyes and dirty blond hair. his parents are strict but his dad is chill. lives a tough life but makes the most of it, and just makes you have hope for humanity. he always acts nonchalant and cool and buys the girl he likes anything she asks for. he is such a people pleaser and would love to have a girlfriend but everyone says he's too ugly when in truth they all think he's hot but just don't want to admit it. he has such musical talent and an inventive mind as well as a very good drawing ability. all his friends have unique traits and he would never want to not be friends with any of them. and is just an overall great person.
p1 whos that?
p2 I think hes a landon
p3 hes great at everything, he has to be a landon!
by that one wms anime kid June 23, 2022
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Landon

Landon is the most amazing guy! He has a sweet,shy smile, big, deep brown eyes, and he’s got a nice body

Landon knows what he wants to do with his life, but he also makes sure that he has plenty of time for you. He is honestly the best kind of guy to date, if you ever get the chance.

If you ever meet him, you’ll fall in love. He is really nice, and his family loves you!
Don’t blow it with Landon, though, you’ll hurt him and you’ll probably never find the right person for you ever again.
Landon: Hi(says shyly and flirtily)
Lucky Girl:H-h-hey(blushes)
Landon: Can I get your number
Lucky Girl: *dies*
by graelife14!<3 September 28, 2020
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Landon

A dude that streak up the bed and kisses dude like Porter, Devin and Colby
by Landon kisser June 11, 2022
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