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Kicker

The kicker is the guy on the football team who usually saves the team from a loss at the last second. Not really a part of the team unless they need him. Usually plays soccer and very sexy. Next to the quarterback the most important part of the team. And probably the position that takes the most balls because you have to kick by yourself in front 80,000 people. Always gets th ladies.
Cheerleader 1: Damn, check out that kicker over there. I'd fuck the shit out of him.
Cheerleader 2: Yeah he plays soccer to like David Beckham who is like so sexy.

Cheerleader 1: Let's Fuck em'!!!
by Tyler B. aka sexy June 27, 2009
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Knackered

Very Tired
After shagging that bird, I was extremely knackerd
by Boom January 13, 2003
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knackercracker

harsh violent damage to the scrotum, worst case scenario ,kick in the bollocks by a metal toe cap boot
"fuck off ,or i will give you a knackercracker you wont forget in a hurry ,bastard
by rudikeegan October 28, 2006
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knockers

Commonly used by young Adam Sandlers who think they live in the 90s, who use it to describe women's breasts
Whoah dude check out the knockers on that, Adam Sandler would be proud
by BlackVeilBMTH April 7, 2015
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Knickers in a twist

Upset or stressed about an issue or situation
the criticism from her boss really put her knickers in a twist.
by Scootb May 21, 2015
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cat-kicker

1. A less vulgar term for kicking a girl straight in the twat.
2. An animal abuser.
I cat-kicked a feminazi straight in the twat today.
by Kuroko July 23, 2004
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tire kicker

A derogatory term used by salespeople and service providers for the educated consumer who carefully considers his or her options before deciding whether to purchase a product or service and who is not necessarily committed, at the beginning of the process, to purchasing anything at all
This tire kicker hired me to help him buy a house and just kept finding problems with every place I showed him. "This place costs twice as much as I'm willing to pay." "The roof of that place is about to cave in." What's this guy's problem?
by EP1979 June 14, 2011
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