Klobez

Generic term for a gay middle-aged male who participates in homosexual acts determined by the roll of a dice. A Klobez is sworn to accept and abide by whatever homosexual act the role of the dice falls upon. In some cases, participants get back-to-back penetration die rolls and can prove problematic to perform. In the event one cannot perform the sexual act because of a flaccid state they my use the term BOB which is an acronym for "Back off Butt" when the term BOB is used the participant has the ability to roll the dice again in hopes of an act they can perform.

A well respected Klobez organized a large game of gay dice at the fraternity.

by Meglodon904 November 29, 2023

Kleenex Effect

When a brand becomes so synonymous with a certain product that it replaces the product name itself

You know how no matter the brand of tissue, you call it a Kleenex? This is an example of the Kleenex effect

by NamesNotChris February 17, 2024

Klose mouth

your just a klose mouth boy/girl like you don't know a thing at all, see or hear or speak of anything that happend

random person: do you know who "said such and such" then you respond "nah im such a klose mouth boy or klose mouth girl, depending your gender. defined as you don't snitch

by themboas February 19, 2024

kleevens

kleevens. a hard working walmart employee. dedicating his life n limbs to be walmarts teachers pet. jk everybody hates his stupid ass his breath smells like he farted 12 times in it his dick, he walks off n doesn’t do his job and takes 50 minute breaks and has a thick ass haitian accent that nobody understands what he says.

“kleevens?
u mean that bomboclattdatoussyclat?”

by gl40spaz March 1, 2024

Kleenyo

Never reply to anyone asking you for kleenyo

Dr. Peterson: Do you have some kleenyo?
Andrew: Kleenyo what?
Dr. Peterson: Kleenyo room!

by suja March 12, 2024

Kloenk

A type of kick sound used in rawstyle music, popularized by acts like Dual Damage and Fraw.

Also known as PVC kick

"Man, that was some serious kloenk in the latest Dual Damage set"

by KickJunkie March 18, 2024

kloveyoubye

"kloveyoubye" is/has been a phrase used by many over phone calls. It is usually uttered as it is written and spoken in the span of about 3/4 of a second. It can be spoken to a close friend, a family member, or even a total stranger if you're not thinking straight.

The phrase typically suggests that one is in a rush, but it may be a result of some other causes:

A: You are in a genuine rush and need to get to the more important task at hand.

B: You know for a fact you have nothing better to do, but you say it at the end just to piss off your friend/loved one.

C: Saying this phrase is simply impulsive in your mind and you will say it to anyone at any time, even if it's in-person. This scenario even accounts for the aforementioned ones.

D: You never use this phrase towards friends or family, but SPECIFICALLY strangers. An odd one, as you wonder whether or not a stranger wants to be farewelled in such a manner.

I would hope that scenarios C and D haven't, don't, and do not EVER fall upon any readers here.

Pronunciation: K-LUV-YOO-BAI

A: "Ope, sorry dad. The feds are here! Kloveyoubye."

B: Friend: "Hey dude, you doing anything today at all?"
Kloveyoubyer: "Nope."
Friend: "Cool, wanna hang later?"
Kloveyoubyer: "Nope. Kloveyoubye."

C: John: "Kloveyoubye."
James: "What?"
John: "Oh sorry, it's a habit."
(They are staring right at each other)

D: Doctor: "Alright, you're good to go. Be sure to stay hydrated and get rested well, and you'll be back on your feet it no time."
Patient: "Kloveyoubye."
Doctor: "?"

by Diizic March 21, 2024