A kind fart is an immense, hellacious, and earth-shattering fart that you hold in because there are other people in the car, vicinity, grocery line, etc. You KINDLY hold it in because you know the noxious ass gas that you so desperately need to let out will probably destroy every living thing near you.
Car passenger 1 to car passenger 2: Hey, are you ok? What's wrong?
Passenger 2: I'm holding back a kind fart..... It's really ripping up my insides right now.. I can't wait to get out of this car so I can let it out... *sighs*
Passenger 2: I'm holding back a kind fart..... It's really ripping up my insides right now.. I can't wait to get out of this car so I can let it out... *sighs*
by Downr@nge December 01, 2016
by Hubert001 October 27, 2020
"You're the worst kind of fan."
"No, I'm the best kind of fan, because no matter what dumbass move the team pulls, I'll continue to buy shit and cheer them on."
"No, I'm the best kind of fan, because no matter what dumbass move the team pulls, I'll continue to buy shit and cheer them on."
by RaistliniltsiaR May 04, 2018
When public or private help is unavailable to get the help one needs, or if one is unable to recognize one is not doing well, one takes suggestions from graduates of the school of human kindness.
Say, you look like you famished! Go to the Pizza Bar and and buy yourself some pizza!! The School of Human Kindness!!
by Hedbut December 12, 2017
Someone who typically responds to mawkish and oversentimental posts on Facebook, usually involving kids and animals, in a manner akin to a self appointed moral police and dictates the tone of suitable responses and warns against any 'unkind comments'...
No mate, I'd say she's more of a kindness nazi than a white knight cos she's directing her comments to all of us rather than one person in particular
by SGT68 February 16, 2022
you’re nice enough to keep a hook up around but keep your distance enough even though they may still fall in love with you
by TOEtally unkind January 09, 2022