Reference to cocaine. Named after Keith Hernandez of the 1986 New York Mets who was rumored to be a cocaine user.
You got any Keith?
by McSorely's November 5, 2008
Get the Keith mug.Typically an overweight, condescending kind of guy who gets his daily elitist fixes by pointing out the obvious. A Keith generally fears change and will use any excuse, no matter how ridiculous, to avoid changing anything. Petty, stubborn, arrogant, paranoid and exceptionally small minded. Often found working in IT offices around the country.
Andy: Keith, have you changed something?
Keith: Maybe
Andy: Any ideas as to what you might have changed?
~ 2 minutes elapses ~
Keith: No, soz. I knew a couple of minutes ago though
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Keith: Maybe
Andy: Any ideas as to what you might have changed?
~ 2 minutes elapses ~
Keith: No, soz. I knew a couple of minutes ago though
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by ScarredByKeiths August 29, 2010
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-The most unattractive male name.
- typically an ass who feels as though he's entitled to everything and who does nothing to support that attitude.
- typically an ass who feels as though he's entitled to everything and who does nothing to support that attitude.
by Rose Elizabeth Dawson September 26, 2010
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More American than if George Washington fucked Betsy Ross.
2. A famous country singer.
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2. A famous country singer.
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Get the Keith mug.Contravertial alcoholic, dickie-bow wearing, TV Chef/funnyman who used his outdoor cookery programme as a weak pretext to travel the world, patronise and insult the local tribesmen, take advantage of local hospitality and get totally shitted on the local 'tipple' whilst simultaneously attempting to cook (and often fail spectacularly) their regional speciality dish. Sadly now deceased after years of alcohol abuse ravaged his slowly pickled body into submission.
Can we watch 'Keith Floyd around the Med' at 9pm tonight, apparently he's in Tunisia this time and apart from cooking lamb tagine with apricots he's going to be getting ripped to the tits on their local brew and taking the piss out of some local goatherders?
by chesterpest January 17, 2010
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