The copious amounts of ass crack sweat that drips, settles and moistens the gusset of one's panties or underwear. Ham Juices leave a wet mark running from the taint upwards to the waistband. Ham Juices are caused by vigorous exercise or routine activity in high heat and humid climates.
Frank: Hi Carl. How was your work out today?
Carl: It was great. Got a good pump. Really had the Ham Juices today though.
Frank: Hope you showered up Brahhhhhh!
Carl: That gusset was dripping wet like a $2.00 crack whore on a Friday after payday.
Frank: Nasty Brohhhhhhh!
Carl: It was great. Got a good pump. Really had the Ham Juices today though.
Frank: Hope you showered up Brahhhhhh!
Carl: That gusset was dripping wet like a $2.00 crack whore on a Friday after payday.
Frank: Nasty Brohhhhhhh!
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2015
Get the Ham Juicesmug. by dfsfsdf December 21, 2007
Get the pineapple juicemug. An act that normally takes place in a gas station or convenience store in which one places his/her open mouth underneath the spout of an ICEE/Slurpee slushy machine, and proceeds to pull down on the dispensing lever so that the delicious frozen product (juice) can be easily deposited into the oral cavity. Ferocious brain freeze typically ensues. It is usually done stealthily in order to escape without paying, since it is essentially stealing or "weasing" (like a weasel) another establishment's product. This concept was demonstrated perfectly by Pauly Shore in the movie "Encino Man."
Godamnit you crazy road lizard if you wease the juice from my store one more time I will smack your face off of your face.
Person #1: Dude I was out mowing the lawn all day so I went to the Circle K to wease a little juice.
Person #2: Shut up man I have a migraine.
Person #1: Dude I was out mowing the lawn all day so I went to the Circle K to wease a little juice.
Person #2: Shut up man I have a migraine.
by MorningX July 26, 2009
Get the wease the juicemug. Derived from the appearance of the scrotum in cold weather, Walnut Juice refers to the ejaculate of a human male. The Walnut Juice is often placed on the face of a parter during mating rituals.
As Shakespeare wrote "Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this thundercock;
And all the clouds that low'r'd walnut juice upon our house
In the deep bosom of the drunken sluts."
Made glorious summer by this thundercock;
And all the clouds that low'r'd walnut juice upon our house
In the deep bosom of the drunken sluts."
by Richard Cockhammer February 20, 2011
Get the Walnut Juicemug. A drink consisting of carbonated fruity sodas, jolly rancher candies, and xanax bars. Has near the same effects as purple drank. Well known in Baton Rouge, Louisiana
by Deaux Boy Fresh December 15, 2012
Get the Bar Juicemug. by N01 CaVeMaN December 9, 2019
Get the Council Juicemug. by Mannyjuice April 1, 2017
Get the fanny juicemug.