Jose Landino

Jose Landino is a pro at rap battles and got his skills from roblox rap battles.

Person 1:hey who is Jose Landino.
Person 2:Jose Landino is a proffional rapper

by gfrftgyhbgvbyun November 14, 2019

Jose Moreira

Brazilian-American philologist, artist, and an authority in classic languages. Currently living in the U.S.

Be a Jose Moreira, means: be a smart, clever person and do it better.

by Erotic Polyglot March 28, 2009

Jose garcia

A very nice guy who loves too go out in the wild and is really chill with people

I thought jose garcia was mean but is actually chill!

by Alexa barcon October 20, 2018

sloppy jose

A sloppy jose is when you fuck a girl in the ass and just before you cum you pull out and shoot your load into a double shot of Jose Cuervo. Then, let her take the shot like the dirty whore she is.

Last night I slipped that chick at the bar a sloppy jose.

by wall mirror June 20, 2009

jose altuve

The best 2nd basemen all time

Damn Jose altuve is good

by Oh yes harden July 19, 2017

Sloppy Jose'

The act of filling a condom with salsa,beans,and any other mexican food then poking a hole in the end of the condom and squezing the contents out in your partner's rectum (buthole). Next procede to have anal sex with your partner. Next eat ( without using your hands) the contens of the " Sloppy Jose'" .

Last night my boy friend gave me a Sloppy Jose' and I don't think ill ever be able to eat mexican food again.

After i got a sloppy jose ive had intestinel problems ever since.

I havent stopped tingling since last night it starting to hurt.

by KoleTrain May 23, 2011

San Jose

Southernmost suburb of San Francisco.

Why did a take a job all the way down in San Jose?

by doughnuts June 04, 2007