Joel Bird

A girl who is blonde and wears Loads of make up and has massive tits due to be a chub
Proper Joel Bird you
by RobbieFuckingP January 11, 2020
Get the Joel Bird mug.

joel owings

The name of a male madly and deeply in love with a woman called Mary Alice now and forever. Three things he's good at are fucking, fishing and fighting. This will never end and these are never ending facts.
That Joel Owings belongs with Mary Alice.
by Freyamaryalice January 13, 2022
Get the joel owings mug.

Joeled up

Extreme sensitivity with an adverse reaction to anything brexit.
by Captaing January 31, 2018
Get the Joeled up mug.

Joel the ledge

Joel the ledge is a breed of men who Lifts 10million tonne trucks don't mess with him he wares proper scary skull mask things
Joel the ledge is a a phrase slang name
by Loldude yourmum October 20, 2018
Get the Joel the ledge mug.

Joel

The biggest gayest gay their is in world history, he smacks little asians and thinks he is not a redneck, he also is a vewy bad bad boy, once he tried to rape my apple
Joel is a fagitmain
by Heymansdwa July 30, 2018
Get the Joel mug.

Joel

Joel is a inbred.

He cannot control his ADHD.
He is a brat in class and is very noisey
Joel is a idiot
by James is your pro siege player November 08, 2019
Get the Joel mug.

Joel's Law

Joel's Law states that all events have a one in two chance in happening, commonly expressed as JL.
Therefore, P(anything)=JL=1/2.
Does not apply to Joel's Law.
Kid One - Dude, I'm totally going to fail this test today.
Kid Two - It's not that bad, according to Joel's Law, you have a JL chance of passing.
by Joel Froehlich January 27, 2008
Get the Joel's Law mug.