jewish tan

Where only one half of the body gets color from lack of rotating while laying out in the sun

burnt on the front and white on the back? That a sexy Jewish tan you've got

by Jaysaunz February 11, 2017

Jewish humor

Jokes that make little or no sense. Usually made by nerds or '1337 people'. See british humor.

Guy 1:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: I don't know, why?
Guy 1: Because it was thirsty.
Guy 2: Wow, nice jewish humor.

by MOAD October 28, 2008

jewish riverdance

The merging of the Irish and Jewish cultures into one fluid, tantric, erotic dance that generally just gets your nipples hard.

When i saw that Jewish Riverdance it felt like my nipples could cut glass.

The only way to jewish riverdance correctly is to do it to this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Daag3aRRlQE&feature=fvw

by sharif dont like it September 20, 2009

Jewish Pizza

The act of eating a pizza then puking it up so your family or friends can eat too.

Dude put away the mop, that's just my Jewish Pizza.

by Mity J November 8, 2008

jewish rapper

alan krawitz, the best jewish rapper in the world. Thinks he's the best, acts like he's the best. But is still just a jew!

there is no exmple of a jewish rapper besides alan krawitz becauss they dont exist.

by steve February 15, 2005

Jewish Uncle

The act of man eating another mans ass, while tickling him with his mustache.

He Jewish uncled me.

by Blistovmhz October 3, 2010

jewish muslim

A fucking nigger ass bitch that has no fucking genitals and should get fucking bombed and gassed

Man fuck that Jewish muslim

by Fortnite m8 February 8, 2018