New Jersey

The state with the cheapest gas in the country.. and we don't even have that 'self-serve' shit.

If that's not a good example of one of the many reasons NJ is a really good state... I don't know what is.

Oh and. By the way. We are -not- all Italian, even in South Jersey.

New Jersey's Regular Unleaded gas Price is like.. what? $2.79? Compared to.. what, over $3 in NY?

Exactly.

by Calypsion June 11, 2006

Madison, New Jersey

The best town in New Jersey. We have, undeniably, the best center of town. It's amusing watching the pathetic Chatham residents take the long walk of shame into the Rose City. Even spell-check doesn't acknowledge Chatham as a word, whereas Madison is perfect. The high school students, an eclectic group of Madison and Harding residents, are overall smarter, more athletic, and just plain better than those of surrounding towns. If you are looking to move into an overall wealthy, great, and family-oriented town, Madison is the place to be.

Dude, where should we go for lunch?

Uh, isn't it obvious? We gotta get our asses over to Madison, New Jersey.

by BornThisWayUrbanDictionary May 12, 2011

Jersey Turnpike Shot

When the bartender wipes down the bar and squeezes the rag into a shotglass.

"Happy 21st bro, let me order you something dirty"

"Dude I hope its not a jersey turnpike shot"

by sarahah August 23, 2011

North Jersey

The best place ever. We use SPRINKLES, not jimmies, we like the yankees/mets, not the eagles, and we like subs, not hoagies.I come from there, trust me, it IS the best place ever. I love it there.

North Jersey owns South Jersey

by Thegreatgeno May 27, 2007

Jersey Fist-Pump

A silly rhythmically challenged dance done only by stupid gel-headed ginzos while contemplating rape at clubs.

Did you see that scumbag jiggling the Jersey Fist-Pump?

by Matthew Pryce August 7, 2006

Newark, New Jersey

Newark, New Jersey A.K.A Brick City.

Newark is the largest city in New Jersey, United States, and the county seat of Essex County. Newark the 64th largest city in the U.S.
The third oldest city in the nation, Newark represents centuries of magnificent architecture, arts, culture, and industry.

Famous People of Newark:

Jason Alexander
Amiri Baraka
Tisha Campbell
Gloria Gaynor
Savion Glover
Whitney Houston
Jerry Lewis
Shaquille O'Neal
Joe Pesci
Redman
Ice-T
Rah Digga
Philip Roth
Eva Marie Saint
Frankie Valli
Sarah Vaughan

Newark, New Jersey, USA..

Many GREAT people have originated or passed through.... You will not be GREAT until YOU do.

by Nyeama August 19, 2008

Jersey Sex

Fuckin' from behind......in a car on the side of the Turnpike(or in the parking lot of a Diner)

Johnny fucked Sheila Jersey Style last night

by maria July 25, 2004