by Interaciallove April 28, 2022

the most loving and caring human being you will ever be lucky to meet, loyal and cunning with a great sense of witt and quick humor. Quick to use dad jokes and prone to be more of an outsider in bigger groups. Once you get a Jared Kenney to care or love you though, they will never stop showing affection or interest.
by sunshineandstardust June 26, 2021

by JoeMason April 28, 2017

by pr4 dude November 6, 2013

When you Saran Wrap your ball sack to your neighbor’s nostrils then hop on your riding lawn mower and drive into town.
by Frumpee September 3, 2022

Tony - "Yo, get on Minecraft"
Garry - "Alright, give me a second"
**1 hour passes**
Tony - "Garry has Jared Syndrome"
Garry - "Alright, give me a second"
**1 hour passes**
Tony - "Garry has Jared Syndrome"
by xgrabbitz January 26, 2023

by Discorduser717 October 31, 2019
