Mechanic Jeff

An unscrupulous mechanic who will quote 5 hours of labor to do a 10 minute job, says ASE certifications are for pussies, and will threaten to choke a customer out if they don't mind their Ps and Qs. Has been known to pillage vehicles for loose change.

"After Mechanic Jeff did an oil change on my Oldsmobile, I found a cigarette butt on my kid's carseat and asked why it smelled like smoke in there. He said he'd check my oil if I didn't take the base out my voice."

by Humkay April 2, 2021

Paul Jefferson

American sergeant. Har drept mange folk med machete men ikke med bæsj i magen.
Hater sondrey. Ex lover: berit luremus

Paul jefferson er en handsome man med en great belly og amerikan

by JEgerkul1291269 November 29, 2021

On your jaff

To be on your own - without any friends

"Are you on your jaff?"

"Hurry up mate, I'm all on my jaff"

by MrPixel April 24, 2018

Little bitch Jeff

The act of purposely wasting/spilling alcohol that someone else paid for because you didn’t feel like drinking anymore.

“Hey Mouse, you better not Little bitch Jeff that Four Loko we bought for you earlier.”

“I paid for this Gin so I can Little bitch Jeff it if I want.”

by FtheGreat69 February 5, 2020

Justice For Jeff

‘A very important cause to help stop the neglect of a frankly stupid yet innocent and loveable demon named Jeff, Jeff has our whole hearts in his journey to justice’

A: Man Jeff for injured again, while at work

B: Justice for Jeff man!

by w3lcom3strong3stav3ng3r October 15, 2021

mr. jeff

A guy who wears spam costumes and dresses in drag for Halloween, but is still just a single, lonely, hilarious teacher.

People: mr. jeff, you need a girlfriend
Mr Jeff: what. no, i have a calculator.

by Jemilla July 19, 2017

Jeff Hardy

The one and only true GOD of wrestling. The true King of Kings and Hardcore Legend. A real life indestructible and invincible SUPERMAN! The greatest wrestler of all time! PWNS Matt, Edge, Christian, Bret, Owen, Davey Boy, Dynamite Kid, Perfect, Hogan, Savage, HBK, HHH, Cena, Rock, Austin, Foley, Undertaker, Orton, Angle, Booker, Big Show, Batista, Flair, Eddie, Benoit, Malenko, Jericho, Marty, Sabu, Sandman, Dreamer, Taz, JBL, Ron Simmons, Terry, Dory, Andre, Hayabusa, Vader, Hakushi and every other wrestler that ever lived.

When Jeff Hardy wins the WWE title, he will become the GOD of Wrestling.

by get the F AUF March 11, 2008