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Jessica

The most beautiful girl that I've ever had the privilege of seeing and dating. She brings out all of the positive factors in an empress. She is very emotionally sensitive so if you're dating a jessica, be sure to handle her with as much love and care that you can possibly muster up. She is the worlds sweetest devil and it shows. She may try to play a cheating joke every now and then to make you jealous (don't do that, I hate it) but really, she's the most loyal friend and mate anyone has ever had the pleasure to meet.

Word of advice; she's the most

beautiful singer you'll ever hear. You won't find any more joy in hearing someones voice than hers. Be sure to sing to her whenever you get the chance, because eventually, she'll sing to you...

Best girl 9/10 because I'm the one she needs
Joey: "Why are you listening to Haileys song by eminem?"

Andrew: "it's Jessica's favourite song"
by NotAndrewB February 4, 2018
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Jessica

jessica is that one bitchy sister in law with a fat ass
Jessica's my bitchy sister in law with a fat ass
by ihatehomework December 15, 2018
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Jessica

Jessica’s are very well known to be hated dislikes people. In other words they are hoes, especially Canadian and American ones, they are disgusting and probably potential molesters, they are very desperate for attention and smell like fish
Person 1: EW IS THAT JESSICA?
Person 2: She is so desperate geez.
Person 1: XD TRUE
by catgirl16 January 28, 2019
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Jessica

Jessica is a bitch
by Joey1122 September 5, 2020
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Jessica

She is a girl who likes hentai very much. She is a total anime weeb. although she is a weeb she can be smart sometimes. another thing about Jessica is that she has a BIG SMILE. she fun to play with and be around. She is helpless when someone takes her stuff. however she can be nice
"Omg did you see Jessica? she was hugging a light pole"

"Oh yea I saw her saying that she like hentai"
by You_Will_Never_Kno_Who_I_ AM February 4, 2019
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Jessica

Jessica she is quet to most people exept for her closest friendshe is outgoing and talkative loves to make harsh jokes but her friends always take them in a joking manner she has the most beautiful smile big blue eyes ans blond hair she loves to be on socual media and ussaly has one bestfriend that will stick with her till the end.
Hey i jessica still ur best friend .
Yup forever and more.
by Doggo.....😂😂😂 June 7, 2018
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Jessica

That one crazy bitch that seduces their teachers for better grades.
Person 1: Oh shit, is that Jessica?
Person 2: Yeah, she's the biggest hoe alive.
by Maya_papaya1 September 26, 2020
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