itching

when a fiend is desperately trying buzzed off the nicotine

Cris’s waxpen died during class after that homie started itching like a motherfucker

by DirtyPBastard361 July 23, 2022

gabe itches

it is used to trick people into saying gay bitches in a stream, so in a live stream someone would text something along the lines of: do a collab with gabe itches!

Timmythe15junior12345: Do a collab with gabe itches!
Streamer: Who is gaybitches?
Timmythe15junior12345: You don't know who gabe itches is?
Streamer: No?
Chat: mf you're stupid, you just said gay bitches

by bleep4238 June 8, 2023

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.

Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.

by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023

my back itches

U feel a slight tickle on ur back, then it gets annoying and u scratch but can’t reach

Mom, my back itches, help!

by typxcal September 28, 2019

My balls itch so bad

My balls are itching

My balls itch so bad, bro

Me too
Let's itch each other's balls
Aaaa I'm nutting !

by Bucketissupercoolexclamation December 4, 2023

Gitch Itch

Severely itchy nuts that are relieved with the removal of the offending gitch. More common on a hot day but can be caused by improper hygiene, cheap underwear or even a new laundry detergent.

If you still have gitch itch after taking the gitch off you might want to see a doctor.

by Angus McCracken February 23, 2020

Red-dot-itch

The sudden, soon to be cured, deadly rash created by a laser scope pointed at ones vital organs attached to a high power rifle or other long range firearm.

Mike: "Some day that Bin Laden will get the red-dot-itch and his problems will be over."

Joe: "Yeah judge I shot him, right after I gave that S.O.B. the Red-dot-Itch from about a hundred yards out."

by yardbug January 22, 2010