Instagram

A place where you can lower your confidence just by looking at a picture of someone more successful than you.

"Instagram helped me lower my confidence and hate myself a whole bunch"

by Discount Product August 31, 2022

Instagram thugger

One who’s life is extremely violent on social media then bitches up in person

I heard he a Instagram thugger boy never outside

by TheRealMeezy4x September 10, 2022

instagram

the worst social media in the world

son:can I use instagram
dad:u will kill ur self don'tuse it

by mark reptileberg January 23, 2022

instagram user povified

in love w samti3r !

person 1: hey i think i like instagram user povified!

person 2: instagram user povified is absolutely in love w instagram user samti3r, you dont have a chance!

by samti3r February 7, 2022

Instagram Bitch

An Instagram bitch has an unreal lifestyle as they pretend to be famous. There Instagram contains nothing but selfies, expensive drinks and food, and photos from that one beach vacation she took. She might even go as far as staging photos or candids. They'll pretend they party every day and always have something exciting going on to hide the fact High School is over and no one gives a shit about them anymore and they have no real friends or skills.

Maddy is such an Instagram bitch. We all know she's at home doing nothing and not on a yacht with Elon Musk.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

Instagram guitarist

A musician who attempts to impress others on social media with videos showcasing their technical abilities on the instrument, yet creates lackluster original music, if any at all.
Often a gearslut.

Henson: Marco seems to be making quite a name for himself as an Instagram guitarist - he's up to 180k followers this month!
Scuzzy: Yeah, but did you hear his new single on Spotify? It's a glorified finger exercise over a smooth jazz backing track... Where's the vision? 'better yet, where's the SONG?
Henson: Pssh, get with the times, boomer!
Scuzzy: I'm twenty-two...

by Anybody, et al. March 31, 2022

Instagram

App where you post photos and sometimes videos, there is also cool filters.

Samatha: I posted a picture of you on Instagram girl!

Julia: ugh I hate you! You didn’t ask before posting.

by Lol Bella lol February 15, 2021