A person who speaks in a low and poorly articulated voice when sleepy or recently awoken, so that you have to constantly ask them to repeat themselves. Especially refers to people whom you're lying in bed with.
you: So we should do this again sometime babe.
bed mumbler: (incomprehensible rubbish)
you: What?
bed mumbler: (incomprehensible rubbish)
you: Wait, say that again.
bed mumbler: (incomprehensible rubbish)
you: What?
bed mumbler: (incomprehensible rubbish)
you: Wait, say that again.
by imwithbeardy February 28, 2009
Get the bed mumblermug. the act of brining back a female counterpart to your bed but not being able to score/get any action ie a friendzone within a bed
by Own_thing May 24, 2017
Get the Bed Zonedmug. Go to bed - meaning just be quiet and pretend you’re sleeping to resemble no noise and peacefulness.
by uncircumsised lemon November 18, 2019
Get the Go to bedmug. Small crumbs or random shit on the bed the size of salt, that annoys you while you try to sleep and end up brushing off
by Windowsweirdo October 14, 2020
Get the Bed saltmug. When one is comfortable in bed with all necessities and luxuries at arms reach, a full body fizzing orgasm is sent throughout the body followed by butterflies and a large grin.
Husband: Can you get the remote and my Zoo mag?
Wife: Yep there you go.
Husband: mhmmhmhmmh (Bed Fizz)
Wife: Yep there you go.
Husband: mhmmhmhmmh (Bed Fizz)
by s s l November 1, 2011
Get the Bed Fizzmug. Just cheese in bed really? Little Laurenz songs and that. Based off Send my love to your new lover. Who has cheese in bed.
Made in 2015/2016 by accident.
Only real intellectuals know
Made in 2015/2016 by accident.
Only real intellectuals know
by The Wandering Arab February 12, 2022
Get the Cheese in bedmug. Another word for cum.
by tablesauce December 31, 2016
Get the bed mayomug.