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bed mumbler

A person who speaks in a low and poorly articulated voice when sleepy or recently awoken, so that you have to constantly ask them to repeat themselves. Especially refers to people whom you're lying in bed with.
you: So we should do this again sometime babe.
bed mumbler: (incomprehensible rubbish)
you: What?
bed mumbler: (incomprehensible rubbish)
you: Wait, say that again.
by imwithbeardy February 28, 2009
mugGet the bed mumblermug.

Bed Zoned

the act of brining back a female counterpart to your bed but not being able to score/get any action ie a friendzone within a bed
Fergus was totally Bed Zoned last night with that girl!
by Own_thing May 24, 2017
mugGet the Bed Zonedmug.

Go to bed

Go to bed - meaning just be quiet and pretend you’re sleeping to resemble no noise and peacefulness.
You’re so pathetic , just go to bed.”
by uncircumsised lemon November 18, 2019
mugGet the Go to bedmug.

Bed salt

Small crumbs or random shit on the bed the size of salt, that annoys you while you try to sleep and end up brushing off
Fuck I can't sleep with all this bed salt on the bed, I have to brush it off
by Windowsweirdo October 14, 2020
mugGet the Bed saltmug.

Bed Fizz

When one is comfortable in bed with all necessities and luxuries at arms reach, a full body fizzing orgasm is sent throughout the body followed by butterflies and a large grin.
Husband: Can you get the remote and my Zoo mag?
Wife: Yep there you go.
Husband: mhmmhmhmmh (Bed Fizz)
by s s l November 1, 2011
mugGet the Bed Fizzmug.

Cheese in bed

Just cheese in bed really? Little Laurenz songs and that. Based off Send my love to your new lover. Who has cheese in bed.
Made in 2015/2016 by accident.

Only real intellectuals know
LL: You know that song?

AA: I know....
BOTH: CHEESE IN BEDDD
by The Wandering Arab February 12, 2022
mugGet the Cheese in bedmug.

bed mayo

Oh no! You got bed mayo all over my hair!
by tablesauce December 31, 2016
mugGet the bed mayomug.

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