by Ninjafan69420 July 5, 2020

A large town of hicks which grew up back in the woods that chew Tabacco, go mudding and wreck they're golf carts while wasted into full trash cans and send it through a large puddle. also the teenagers there get plowed by thier cousins and wind up having babies at an early age and most of them went to EAWR high school
Hartford il is a town which you pretty much can do whatever you want because nobody really cares what you do.
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by ilesstupid December 19, 2020

a small town south of Chicago known for getting hammered and high with our cousins instead of fucking them
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Hi, my name is "kat" and i like to use people for things they have cuz like my Third World fellow in China, i don't have the dough it takes to live in PC...
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