yer what hurts?

a humorous all-purpose interjection used after someone makes a curious statement. intended to bring smiles to all persons in the immediate vicinity. heard frequently in the mid-eighties in and around smegwaukee.

charley: hey, that guy looks like renee zellweger, except that she's a girl and he's not
harley: YER WHAT HURTS?

don: man, i'd better get a move on, i've got a big exam tomorrow.
john: yer what hurts?
don: oh shut up, dickless moron!!
john: wow, that hurts, man. *sobs quietly*
don: YER WHAT HURTS?

by earpuller December 28, 2005

My blood hurts!

What whats-her-face says when she tries to pose with a possum on her leg.

possssummmmssss

by Zizzy September 26, 2003

my tummy hurts

When your stomach hurts, but you say tummy instead of stomach for some strange reason.

Mommiiiii my tummy hurts. I need foood.

by GOOGLE456 November 20, 2017

Your ass hurts

A term of incredulity and suspicion, to be used in the same vein as "I don't believe you" or "Whatever".

"Where's Shirley?"
"I don't know, I haven't seen her."
"Your ass hurts! I saw you talking to her just five minutes ago!"

(message on ATM screen) "Please enter your correct PIN."
"I DID enter my correct PIN! Your ass hurts!"

by embzy June 24, 2009

my ass hurts

when u you have some thing stuck in your ass or u are getting done doggy style

wow my ass hurts after that amazing night when i stuck a banana in my ass

by this did not happen to me March 26, 2005

The Hurt Locker

Drinking game performed in an elevator, involving two teams of two. One member chugs a beer while inside the elevator, while the other runs to meet the elevator on the next floor by using the nearest stairwell. The member on the inside of the elevator may only drink when the doors are closed. On the next floor, the team members switch places and the member in the elevator begins to drink. When both members of a team have finished their beer, and crossed a designated finish/start line, a winner is declared.

"We played the Hurt Locker last night, Hunter nearly busted his ass"
"Yeah, I heard the beer got the most of him"

by Henry Reacroft May 4, 2010

my throat hurts

when you suck too much dick

my throat hurts when i suck too much dick

by cantnevercouldmmm March 3, 2020