Tom Hanks

A pedophile.

Also see: epstein island frequent visitor

Tom Hanks is a pedophile. As soon as epstein was arrested, he became a citizen of Greece. Tom Hanks is a piece of shit.

by Noone77 August 10, 2022

goin' to hell in a hunk a' hummus

Gerund Phrase of Redneck origin that refers to the subject becoming overrun with hippies

Thar's bicycles en' bumper stickers everywhere! This town is goin' to hell in a hunk a' hummus!

by Melch April 19, 2007

Honkstibate

To masturbate whilst drinking liquid (not cum).

I was thirsty AND horny last night, so i decided to Honkstibate!

by MONKEYBRAIN0 February 2, 2014

Tom Hanks

Dat nigga has corona 😷☠️

Yo dawg, did ya hear Tom Hanks has da corona?
Naw fam! Is you fukin wit me?

by Dylinamo March 18, 2020

Hunk

An ugly male looking female.

Mommy look at that hunk is it a man or a woman.

by Sethery T. May 14, 2015

Uneducated Huckster

Rational Wiki coined this one to Eric Hovind.

1.) If you preach that human and dinosaur coexisted then you're a fucking idiot.

2.) Someone who attended Jackson Hole Bible College

3.) A student from the Independent Baptist college system as they were revealed to be snake oil salesman.

4.) a home-schooller who cites "Dr." Kent Hovind as an educator and pulls a scripture barrage from the King James Version when they were refuted by a theistic evolutionist without spouting every other word and using their own blog articles as well as writings from the observations they made when science points out a much older earth. When Pat Robertson made the remark, "let's not make a joke of ourselves as there's no way the earth is 6000 years old."

Someone who saw my exchange on Creation "Science" Evangelism and pulling out the 2007 era photograph, "A Philosophy minor from College of DuPage who was a college dropout outsmarted the Uneducated Huckster on the huckster's own page. What's funny is he didn't cuss but invoked a response of getting invited to a Facebook Block Party -- then he decided to take it to the parent site where he unleashed a barrage of barbs some explicit as Utah would been covering their eyes over some of them. The comments on the pictures -- oh shit I don't even want that dark mental image in my mind as he did a Black Comedy laced retort using dark allegory showing what the reality of Noah's Floating Zoo really looks like. Hovind pulls the 2 + 2 = 4 response he invoked Orwell with 2 + 2 = 5"

by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018

hunker

someone who settles at a bar mumbling (if any talking) drinking, smoking, and hardly moving.

that guy has been hunkering before happy hour... it's almost last call.

by Morder September 3, 2003