Near death hottie

A woman or man who is very attractive or "hot" and has had a near death expierence.

That near death hottie over there is banging.

by near death hottie October 31, 2010

hottie

A small glasses wearing guy from the town of Brighton in the south of England

Hey Hottie, pass the bong!

by Mongolian Trojan Trogdor Motherfucker August 13, 2003

hottie

a girl who is very erisistibly hot and would like to stick it in her

i would love to have sex with skanky mc B she is a mad hottie

by jeff williams May 26, 2005

Hottest freaken girl ever

My mother. She's got a badonkadonk that is 32 inches around the first cheek and 31 around the other.

Damn she is your mother, don't be saying that.
But she's the hottest freaken girl ever.

by Poopsmith February 27, 2003

Hottie Egest

This is where, when you recieve a Brownie Keck, you then fart in the opposing persons face, typically with some form of anal leakage thereafrter.

Oh boy, Dave got him to Hottie Egest, after I got that Brownie Keck from him.

by Bill W April 27, 2006

hottest man alive

one man, Frankie Grande

Person 1: Who is the hottest man alive?
Person 2: Oh, it has got to be Frankie Grande.

by frankiegrandesnumber1fan January 9, 2021

hottness

John = the definition of hottness

total hottness = john

by sum 1 April 20, 2005