"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"
by CR000 January 4, 2016
Get the suck a golf ball through a garden hose mug.A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"
Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020
Get the the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand mug.when you're pissing with a boner.
by soIcanenteranythinghere? December 25, 2015
Get the Fire hose mug.When a female proceeds to turn of a garden hose, then grabs the hose while its on and move it up and down her pussy .
by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021
Get the Kinky Garden Hose mug.“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”
by elamenapee March 28, 2020
Get the Broken hose mug.When you ejaculate while your penis is not erect causing the penis to flop around like a fire hose that someone let go of.
by thefireman May 2, 2015
Get the Fire-Hosed mug.a Karen who restricts access to a hose nozzle by securing a device to the hose connection so that no one else can attach their hose of choice, hence the hose Karen.
by Cloak & Dagger August 25, 2022
Get the hose Karen mug.