suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.

"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"

by CR000 January 4, 2016

the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"

Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"

by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020

hose slinger

A man (esp. Aaron) who really knows how to handle his penis.

That stud is a real hose slinger.

by jacknut January 19, 2012

Hose War

when kids from two neighboring houses get their hoses and drench each other until one of them goes inside. The one inside is the loser of the war.

hot summer's day.
Mathieu: KROCKATOWA!
Mathieu grabs his hose and sprays his neighbors. The hose war has begun.

by lookz4Mathieu May 18, 2011

Split Hose

A split hose is no good to anybody.

Also, an urban dance move.

Oh Jesse’s a split hose, no good to anybody.

by Harleymornstra July 28, 2021

Darth Maul Water Hose

When you're sick and spewing from both ends.

Guy 1: "Aw man, last week I was so sick, I was on the toilet and I had to do a Darth Maul Water Hose."
Guy 2: "Gross, don't tell me about that."

by ArtOfMecha May 17, 2025

Hosing

The action of posing like a Ho

Person: "Should I stick out my butt and my tongue for this picture?"
Friend: "That would be Hosing"

by Mikinyuu December 22, 2016