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horse noodles

The highly vascularized, fleshy, interior of a horses hoof.
Geoff posted horse noodles in chat.
by Kawaii Five-0 October 26, 2018
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Horsed lit

feeling off, odd, or out of body; can be very happy or very sad
Lowkey Im feeling mad horsed lit right now.
by MoistContribution February 1, 2022
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Horse Semen

A gunky substance that tastes of porridge
Nothing like a bowl of horse semen to start your day

Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce
by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022
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Nokian Horse

Modern alternative for the phrase "Trojan Horse".

Adapted from the events led to acquisition of Finnish mobile phone maker "Nokia" by the the giant U.S. software corporation Microsoft for a relatively small price; during which Stephen Elop who was the CEO of Nokia, played the role of a Trojan Horse through series of sabotages within Nokia (e.g. adoption of Windows Phone OS instead of more popular Android) which resulted in Nokia's downfall in three years. Upon completion of his duty as a "Nokian"(modern day Trojan), Stephen Elop was awarded 25,000,000$ by the Microsoft.
Stephen Elop was a "Nokian Horse". He became the CEO of Nokia and then destroyed it from the inside in favor of Microsoft.
by Alantras September 20, 2013
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horse level

The measurement of dick or comparison of one's dick.
I walked up to my young (black friend) and I said "yo (black friend) watz yo hourse level?"

Horse level: measurement of dixk or comparison of one's dick
by sirmixadixk January 28, 2015
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Nutty the horse

This horse is the living god of stallions, living in the wild outback of Montana with a top speed of 90km/h and lush brown hair. Only the best of horse tamers can ride this wild beast
"He did you see Julian Hayden riding Nutty the horse?"
"He tamed Nutty?, what a fucking alpha chad"
by christine_is_a_milf September 22, 2019
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nice-a-horse

a way of saying cool or awsome , is normal screamed / said in a high pitched voice and normally by a boy. a new saying .used in england ,dorset all the time
georgie : ohmigosh im getting an i-phone
kieron : nice-a-horse !
by sexy-girl March 26, 2010
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