Honey Smack

v. the act of injecting your urethra with honey and ejaculating onto a woman's face, then proceeding to violently pummel her with your erect penis.

"Omg Brittany, where'd you get that black eye?"
"I got honey smacked by Dylan last night- the honey was nice but I don't like what came after"

Honey Smack by chubbywafflemix February 25, 2020

Honey boo booed 

The act of smearing sketty and butter on your dick before promptly shoving it down your obese girlfriend's mouth

I heard Jennifer got honey boo booed last night!!

Honey boo booed by Monster_Shaft669 August 10, 2016

Honey Cave

After a man cums into the cave-like entrance of a girl's mouth, the cum residue is sweet and sticky like honey.

I jacked off into my girl friend's mouth last night, and the load was so huge that it left a honey cave.

Honey Cave by Miranada Bearah June 7, 2010

honey oil 

A marajuana product that is a golden resin. It is created by placing dried and ground marijuana into a special pvc filter. Butain gas is shot in through one end of the filter while the other end is placed in a bowl full of water. The filter spews out the fresh oil in to the cold water where it sinks to the bottom. The bottom is scraped and the oil is ready to enjoy.

I am going to spread this honey oil on this Zig Zag.

honey oil by Seth Perry April 13, 2006

Honey Badger Don't Care 

The fun response to "that" person in your life that asks, "Where would you like to eat?" and then doesn't like any of your suggestions.

As a text response: H.B.D.C.

Girlfriend: Where would you like to eat?

Me: Wingstop!

Girlfriend: (after umpteenth suggestion) Those places don't sound good. Lets go to that new place that makes you sit on the floor and eat vegetarian Fondoo.

Me: Honey Badger Don't Care! It just eats it.

Honey Badger Don't Care by Louis Raritan October 9, 2011

Honey Nut Cheerio 

When a man hooks up with another man's female and ejaculates on her and then tells her to leave.

I had Bob's wife come over last night for some Honey Nut Cheerios.

Honey Nut Cheerio by Shulkie January 10, 2013

honey badgertards 

A person or group of people, typically women, who find the honey badger YouTube video much funnier than it actually is. They are stupidly obsessed with using the term honey badger or quotes from the video in everyday conversations. They will even make group t-shirts with honey badgers printed on them.

Situation 1:
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."

Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."

Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"

Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."

Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."

Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."

honey badgertards by cmoney55 December 4, 2011