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Tom Holland

A FUCKING HOT GOD. Who plays the BEST Spider-Man out there. He's a complete and utter dork. But that is what his fans love about him. He could be in a relationship with Zendaya. But he's in a relationship with his cute dog Tessa. He absolutely LOVES Quaksons. He will dance to the song "Smooth Criminal" But he danced his ass off to "umbrella".
"Tom Holland is the GOD OF HOTNESS"
"If your not Tom Holland, then you can't date me!"
by Keah Bartlett January 16, 2019
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Tom Holland

The act of ejaculating on a pillow and sticking it to the wall like a web
If you touch my drum set I swear to god I’ll Tom Holland your pillow
by The Scrimpiest Daddy March 2, 2022
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camille holland

when you can’t define someone’s beauty
she is such a camille holland
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Holland Windmill

When two guys from Holland, MB, partake in a dutch windmill
Did you see Colton Unger do the Holland Windmill with that random guy?
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Holland

One of the most kind person of all time. If you meet a holland, keep them around as they’re the best friends you could ever have. Maybe a little mean and blunt sometimes but it all adds to the charm. And deep inside they have a heart of pure gold. They may take centuries to open up to you but when they do you know you’re something special. They also created the meaning of fun. Find a holland a keep them because they will always be the must trust worthy and loyal human to touch this very planet. Hold onto them dear and never ever let go.
Person A: You know holland?
Person B: Oh. My. Gosh I love the living heck out of her
by EgoMyLego3136 February 21, 2023
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Tom Holland

This boi is thick af
That boy is thick thats Tom Holland
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Tom Holland

An absolute sex bomb that is perfect in every way imaginable. Also the tiniest smol bean to ever walk this planet. Still cute tho. Lives with a Pitt bull that goes by the name Tessa who is the single most precious thing ever. Likes quacksons. Dances to “Umbrealla” by Rihanna in the shower while wearing a wig.

Also he’s Spider-Man “so shut your face
by Cinnamonbeanthethird January 2, 2019
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