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Surprise Holiday Roulette 

The act of putting off all homework and studying in the hope that the next day will be surprise holiday.
1:Man I got so much Chem work, no way I'll finish it all.
2:Yeah I do too, but I'm playing a little surprise holiday roulette, if I don't win though, well I screwed for the test.
1: That's risky man, very risky.

Total Holiday Mode (THM) 

THM is an extreme version of Holiday Mode, where one feels that it is imperative to do absolutely no work and simply relax and have fun. This is most often applied to those on holiday or those who have been working way too hard for way too long.

There are several reasons for THM, such as long term stress, lack of relax time or work has just become too monotonous and you need a break to get away from it all and rethink your next steps in life.

One does not often mention THM in the presence of figureheads, such as one's boss or parents, however this can apply to just anyone.

Despite the joy that THM brings to oneself, one should be aware of the negative implications that comes with it. A student's grades can plumet as homework and studying is forgotten; and in the case of adults - you could lose your job. Withdrawal symptoms include possible depression as you dive back into work that has accumulated due to negligence from THM. Other side effects experienced while on THM is having to bury a vexed feeling very far behind one's mind as one tries to push away all thoughts of work that still has to be done. Also, when on THM, one often forgets the date, day of the week and (in more prolonged cases) the month.
Hulk: What day is it?

Fred Flintstone: Tuesday.

Hulk: No way! I thought it was Thursday. Wasn't it just Tuesday two days ago?

Fred Flintstone: Nah man, that was a week ago.

Hulk: Oh right. Well I'm on Total Holiday Mode (THM) right now. I worked too hard saving the world one crushing fist at a time last week.

Walking Holiday 

Walking Holiday is a Girl or Guy who typicially loves to party and is generally laid back. They usually let stuff fly but when you cross them they'll go nuts.
Deena: I'm a walking Holiday
Snooki: Let's Party!!!!!!!!

Wank Holiday 

A wank holiday is when, on a bank holiday (such as May Day), you stay at home all day and masturbate, preferably without leaving the house all day.
"What did you get up to on friday?"

"Ahh it was a wank holiday so i stayed at home and knocked 7 out"
Wank Holiday by Muffin_UK April 3, 2009

Post Holiday Depression 

Post Holiday Depression (PHD) : General feeling of sadness and depression and hatred of all things work-related soon after a long holiday. Symptoms usually show at least 4 hours into the first work day after a holiday and can linger for up to a year until the next festive season.

No known deaths have have recorded due to PHD, but severe cases of office in-fighting, bickering, and crying have been noted in the IT industry soon after New Years.
Sue came back from the Cape Town with a severe case of Post Holiday Depression and refuses to send those invoices!

man holiday 

a day when a group of all men get together and watch basketball all day at restaurants with TVs.
Mr. Guthrie and Mr. Kahl took a man holiday last week to watch thier favorite basketball games together.
man holiday by Jeanie Marie November 21, 2007