bag of herpes

Having a large bag of candy, so much to the point where you can't eat it all. And if you attempt to eat a whole bag of herpes, you will become sick.

Dude.. last Halloween I got me a bag of herpes !

by ayeyohomie January 26, 2011

Brad - High lord of horses

(n) Brad- High lord of horses. May also be referred to as 'Bradley'. Nobody truly knows his last name, or even which horses he is the lord of, as they all seem to treat him the same as any other person- though they might be trying to help conceal his secret identity. Raised by Killer Whales in the Antarctic- he is prone to emotional insensitivity- possibly due to his previous parents dying in a freak incident involving Killer Whales.

Usually is absolutely great at everything he does- including hangovers, being shy and being amazing in bed, but he pretends to suck at some things because he's great at being modest and making other people feel valued.

Whenever you meet a Brad- watch out, because he might be the High lord of horses in disguise and he will be the best guy you ever met.

Guy: "Hi, I'm Brad - High lord of horses."
Girl: "Oh really? Let me see your dic- HOLY SHIT IT'S HIM!"

Girl 1: So I met this really new hot guy called Brad the other day
Girl 2: Omg think he's the high lord of horses?
Girl 1: I'm gonna find out!

by Mandywub November 20, 2011

incurable patong herpes

When you share a bottle of water with a ladyboy on bangla road and develop blisters the following days making you wonder if you havent caught herpes & causing you to seek medical advice. Will I be okay?

Poor Aurelien, that Incurable Patong Herpes will never go away.

by chris_77 January 8, 2020

Herpes

A good bye STD gift that is giving to you from an ex.

Charles: I'm moving on Ann, because this relationship is not working for me.

Ann: On baby make love to me one more time before you go.

Charles: ....that was a good fuck Ann, thank you and Good bye!

Ann: oh by the way, I gave you a good bye gift it's called herpes !!!

by Dominions November 8, 2012

space herpes

noun: they are little worm-like creatures that are covered in hair and live under your bed. At night they will crawl into your ear and take over your brain. The only way to avoid a case of space herpes is to launch yourself into and out off your bed by jumping. This is so you can avoid contact with them, as they tend to linger close to the edge of the bed.

Watch out that the space herpes don't get you while you sleep.

by Nachtein December 31, 2011

herpes

cluster of blister like sores around your gentials called herpes simplex II, or Herpes simplex I which is cold sore . The virus stays in your nerve system untill it's ready to appear so you could of gotten it from some one in the pastnot neccersarily your recent partner, sometimes painfull sometimes just a itching feeling. It doesnt' cause deaf, breaks out only occur when your stressed.

I had sex with my first love 2 years ago i found out he was sleeping with my best friend who has herpes now i gave it to my new boyfriend cause i just broke out i should of use protection with my ex even though i loved him and trusted him.

by sweetbrown April 30, 2006

herpes

the virus that causes that itchy feeling after you screw the class slut.

"What the-. . . Herpes?!. . .must have gotten 'em from whats-her-face."

by Fatass February 13, 2003