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Heather

Noun. Slang. The female version of a "Chad". Stereo typically a 'sorority' type girl wearing preppy sweaters, talk as if they are the BEST and most elite people that are entitled to the world. Their catty attitude initially makes you want the chase, yet in the long run, these "Heather's" turn out to be VERY high maintenance. HIGH RISK LEVEL for STD's, even orally. Suggestions = wear two condoms and talk with a Valley Girl Accent. "Name dropping" and male manipulation are common practice.
I dumped her because she turned into an absolute Heather. She deserves a "Chad".
by Find the Good April 9, 2015
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Heather is a Meth head slut who makes it on all the ratchet list has been with every guy she meets, thinks she gods gift to the world, her height is short like all relationships she's needy more then anyone ever you meet one run
That s her the new heather damn finely gonna Get laid she don't leave nobody behind
by Fixxerguy June 7, 2016
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Another word for a woman with an afro. A very nice afro.
Wow what a fro!

That's no a fro, that's a Heather
by Graemekat January 12, 2011
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A BIG ASS BITCH! More like an evil cold hearted bitch, but she's nice sometimes. Verb
This bitch heathered me last night and told me to fuck off if I didn't do what she asked. I said fuck you heather!
by Sneaky Snake March 31, 2005
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Person 1 " I totally banged Emily last night"
Person 2 " big deal shes a total Heather"
by Hippofett September 24, 2016
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by Grayg December 20, 2016
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Heather is beautiful, honest, down to earth & straight up unbelievable. She is always going to keep it 💯she's not the type to filter or sugar coat her feelings. She likes keeping to herself & usually doesn’t let people into her life, only allowing you to see what she wants you to see. If you’re lucky enough to know a heather, you’re in for a yummy treat. Her eyes are like Honey, you can’t get out of your mind, once you’ve met her you will find you can’t live without her but she's not easily convinced. Kiss her & you’re hooked. She may have many men that want her but she likes a man that challenges her. You can't define her as easy but she will admit she's definitely not innocent. She will blow you mind in bed, really knows how to seduce a guy & turn them on to the point where she is like an addiction. She's can be like a drug that causes euphoria . She doesn’t fall in love easily but if she does she falls hard & deep, she’ll stay by you forever faithful, but if you shatter her heart she may not offer yu not a 2nd chance. She's VERY much underappreciated but is still content with offering help. She loves books, express herself through writing, mostly hip hop, extremely fun dancer, she loves to try new recipes, & is an ABSOLUTE candy girl. She is a fun, attentive mother. You can find her with the guys, loves football and baseball. Absolutely someone you should hold on to.

#beautiful #funny #sexy #caring #mysterious #sensitive #loving #BI #smartass #motivated
Wow! I never knew how much I needed a Heather...

I can't stop thinking about Heather...
by 21thebaddest April 18, 2018
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