Hasselburger

(n.) A cheeseburger eaten off of the floor while drunk. This is derived from the famous David Hasselhoff cheeseburger video.

"Are you going to stop drinking, dad?"
"I'll be fine, just let me finish my Hasselburger."

by Ricky Bobby Lee October 9, 2011

Hasselhoff Hair

The hairs on Blake's beautiful head. Luscious locks. Just enough to twist with your fingers and make him relaxed. It definitely looks like Hasselhoff hair.

You don't need a haircut. You have Hasselhoff hair.

by VindictiveAngel February 5, 2023

David Hasselhoff

Very magnetic! Germans are supposed to be OBSESSED with him but really don’t know who he is.

Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”

by Thebuffestboi November 9, 2018

Ethan Hassett

he love hsitory, wears glasses and has a contagious laugh

ethan hassett is a great guy :)

by hand burger March 23, 2022

harsefull

someone being harsefull to another person thats full of shit

(whoever) ex. michelle saying something harsefull to someone and you can't say nothing back

by hotsouthern March 9, 2008

Hanse

To smoke marijuana.

I'm so mad because I haven't hansed all day!

by ravingarr December 8, 2011

Hasdet

pronounced (hasd-it)

a phrase used when your buddy hits on a girl you have dated, meaning you have dated her before

hey dude that girl over there is smoking hot
"bro, iv'e hasdet, she's really annoying.

by jellyelly June 29, 2011