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Hank

a beast loves air toes and never fight with this man he is 7´2 and can pick you up and throw you across the room!
OMG i wish i was a hank
by IlIkeToEs :[ November 24, 2021
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Hank

An eccentrically cool guy, who hides an absolute anaconda in his pants.
Hey did you here that Hank hooked up with Aly last night? He’s so cool, heard his dicks huge too!
by Aly’sdiary November 23, 2021
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Bobby hank

From the Scottish "bobby" for penis and rhyming slang for a "ham shank" (i.e. a wank). Onanism. Masturbation. Of the male genitalia. Also known as "a crafty". Turn you blind.
I'm aff forra Bobby Hank. Gimme 5 minutes and me phone.
by Bobby Hank May 23, 2023
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Hank Hill syndrome

Hank Hill syndrome is a medical condition characterized by having a narrow urethra. A male with Hank Hill syndrome will often require additional time to urinate, and will have a majorly reduced chance of impregnation via sexual intercourse.
"Everyone was shocked when my mother became pregnant with me. Many people thought she must have cheated. Because my father has Hank Hill syndrome, he has a narrow urethra."
by moobm'n May 26, 2023
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stank on your hank

when a person with a vagina puts said vagina on your neck, therefore creating a stank (a smelly smell that sort of smells… smelly…) on the area that was covered with previously mentioned vagina
dude did you just get some?? you’ve got some stank on your hank.

I can smell the stank on your hank from all the way over here, you dirty dog.
by arytna February 25, 2023
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stank on your hank

when a person with a vagina puts said vagina on your neck, therefore creating a stank (a smelly smell that sort of smells… smelly…) on the area that was covered with previously mentioned vagina
dude did you just get some?? you’ve got some stank on your hank.

I can smell the stank on your hank from all the way over here, you dirty dog.
by arytna February 25, 2023
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Hank

Hank sucks
by Cade Kunz March 5, 2023
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